Someone told me that I reminded them in my pedantic style of writing to “Judge Wargrave” in “And Then There Were None”. I reject that slur utterly. Although I would point out that the learned Judge would never, except perhaps informally, have been referred to as “Judge Wargrave”. A High Court Judge of what would, in those days, as now, have been the King’s Bench Division, his correct title was “Mr Justice Wargrave” (or, even more fully, the Honourable Mr Justice Wargrave KBE). In the law reports, it would have been shortened to Wargrave J, and that is how High Court Judges sign documents in that capacity. I have even heard them refer to themselves, in court, by that shorthand. Given the customary knighthood afforded to puisne (pronounced, curiously, puny) judges, ie the KBE, you could equally properly have referred to him as “Sir Lawrence Wargrave”. If a barrister happened to bump into His Lordship on the way to the holiday retreat where they were to spend their vacation (perhaps grateful not to know what was to befall its inhabitants), that barrister might have addressed him socially as “Judge” but never “Judge Wargrave”. Nor “My Lord” because that would only be in court. Just thought you’d like to know.